WWE Star Danhausen Finally Answers the Internet’s Biggest Question
For weeks, the WWE Universe has been buzzing about the arrival of one of the most unique personalities to step into the ring. Danhausen has been making his presence felt on both Raw and SmackDown since his shocking debut at the Elimination Chamber, and now he’s finally opening up about his future in the company.
The fan favorite recently sat down for an exclusive interview on the Raw Recap podcast, where he addressed the one question everyone seems to be asking: How old is he, really?
While Danhausen is known for keeping fans guessing, he offered a surprisingly specific answer regarding his age.
“I’m about 22. 22 years young. Spry young man here,” he revealed with his signature deadpan delivery.
What Does Danhausen Really Want in WWE?
But the conversation didn’t stop there. When pressed about his true ambitions inside the squared circle, Danhausen laid out a roadmap that sounds like a rookie’s wish list—but delivered with the twisted logic only he can provide.
Forget world titles, at least for the moment. Danhausen has his eyes set on a very specific prize.
“I’ve got goals. I need to be on WrestlingMania, that would be nice,” he stated. “Also, I hear about this Money in the Bank briefcase, and I think that’s a nice little bonus because you open it up and it’s full of cash I would presume.”
Unlike most superstars who see the contract inside the briefcase as a shortcut to a championship, Danhausen is looking at the bottom line.
“So I really wanna win that guy, because then it’s like a bonus payday for Danhausen,” he explained. “It’s filled with money and then I can go and spend it on things. I can buy PT Cruisers and all the likes.”
While he did acknowledge the importance of championships and the grandeur of WrestleMania, he made sure to include one final, non-negotiable demand for his tenure with the company.
“I would like more action figures too.”
